I will not hear a negative comment about my new favorite person, the Redneck Geisha. Proudly colorblind to her own skin tone as far as face powder goes, she makes up for the acquired pallor with eyeshadow and lipstick. Choosing to display her colors, much like a male peacock, and using the peacock's colors as a base, she delicately enhances her tiny, piggy eyes, so that by staring her in the eyes, it's much like the experience of looking straight at the assholes of two peacocks, standing side by side.
DO NOT DENY HER BEAUTY! She is only dressed like a lumberjack so that you aren't distracted by her body, which is only equal in beauty to her face. And the asshole of a peacock. A beautiful, beautiful peacock.
DO NOT DENY HER BEAUTY! She is only dressed like a lumberjack so that you aren't distracted by her body, which is only equal in beauty to her face. And the asshole of a peacock. A beautiful, beautiful peacock.
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